Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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