There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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