bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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