Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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