I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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