im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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