There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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