yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
