Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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