I want to walk on stilts...naked
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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