I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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