I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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