It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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