check it out our google latitudes are spooning
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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