So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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