I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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