Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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