Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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