And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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