I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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