brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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