Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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