The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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