what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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