yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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