just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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