i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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