it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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