and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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