i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Randomize
