Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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