I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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