you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just high enough for therapy.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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