He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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