The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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