I bet he comes in French.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
