giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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