This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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