all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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