screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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