A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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