the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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