Its about making memories worth repressing
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
