i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you would pick up someone in the library
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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