Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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