so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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