If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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