lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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