Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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