ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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