i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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