real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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