You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
