Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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