I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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