That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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