Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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